WIZARD SEEKING WIZARD

FOR SALE: Broom, single owner only 25k miles!!!

5 year old Harley, single owner, only 25k miles on her, runs like a dream. I have a lot of great memories with this broom, midnight rides out to the grove, joyrides with the old lady at the witching hour...... I really hate to see her go, but the missus wants the garage cleared out for an apothecary. Happy wife, happy life, as they say. This ride is in immaculate condition. The bristles are all straight as a pin and you can still smell the ergot on the handle, like it's fresh from the dealer. A broom this sweet would normally go for upwards of 20k but I'll accept 15 or equivalent trade, but no brooms you understand, I gotta keep the wife happy.