WIZARD SEEKING WIZARD

ISO professional advice on my sick (misbehaving?) familiar

I’ve got an Abyssinian Shifter. She’s kind of temperamental, but no more than other shifters. Maybe it’s more accurate to call her mischievous. She’s always tearing up the curtains or levitating the babies or casting images of me drunk crying to my ex’s orb. Anyway. Late last week she shifted into a kind of sparse and unhappy potted pilea, and knotted our soul tie. At first I was stern with her and then I offered her her favorite treats and when those things didn’t work I set the babies loose and left the room, thinking she couldn’t possibly pass up the chance for a little mischief. Nothing worked. She hasn’t responded to any of my efforts to connect or communicate with her.

She’s effectively a houseplant. I’m at a loss for how I should deal with her. Just to be safe I moved her to a bright window and I’m keeping her soil damp, but I mean, she’s not really a plant, is she? She’s got to eat and drink eventually right? If you have experience with this kind of thing or know any professionals with experience in Abyssinian Shifters please send me an email. See photo below.